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Posted on 1st Sep at 2:51 AM, with 274 204 notas

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

Posted on 31st Ago at 5:56 PM, with 1 426 359 notas
kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

Posted on 31st Ago at 5:56 PM, with 91 398 notas
contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
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contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

Posted on 31st Ago at 5:55 PM, with 793 notas
hassann:

This is some next level shit
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hassann:

This is some next level shit

Posted on 31st Ago at 5:54 PM, with 80 328 notas

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

Posted on 31st Ago at 5:53 PM, with 256 168 notas

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

Posted on 31st Ago at 2:30 PM, with 47 893 notas

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

Posted on 31st Ago at 1:43 PM, with 170 592 notas

ask-gallows-callibrator:

vergess:

coelasquid:

derples:

raisehelia:

cavebae:

estpolis:

mrdappersden:

They did it, they fucking did it.

holyfducjk

HISTORY

holy shit!

can someone explain this to me

Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.

I don’t think people fully grasp just how awful it was. This one game, by the sheer merit of its unmatched shittiness, destroyed the video game and console market so thoroughly that the at home video game nearly went the way of the 8-track player.

It was literally so awful that it nearly changed the entire course of technology.

how can a video game possibly be that bad

Posted on 31st Ago at 1:42 PM, with 479 217 notas


Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Posted on 31st Ago at 1:37 PM, with 10 588 notas

jolteonjolteoff:

one time when i was like 10 i heard the word “dildo” and i didnt really know what it meant at the time so the next day at school i went around saying “aw dildo!” and “what the dildo” and stuff like that and i got home and my mom heard me say “what the dildo” and so she yelled at me and told me it was a bad word and i cried because i had been saying it all day and i felt guilty

Posted on 31st Ago at 1:37 PM, with 37 720 notas
yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs
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yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

Posted on 31st Ago at 1:36 PM, with 51 286 notas
superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*
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superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

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