(vía skull-anarchy)

(vía skull-anarchy)
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
(vía skull-anarchy)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(vía mostratchetizz)
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
(vía nippled)
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
(Fuente: knightpecutie, vía who-locks)
its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet
and they don’t feel the same way because you’re 12 and they’re not 12 and also they’re a musician and they write and release a song about it and it haunts you for forever yeah worst
(vía lindsaychrist)