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Posted on 15th Abr at 11:38 PM, with 184 685 notas

classyrainbowaristocrat:

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

Thats how you know you arent a main character in the fic

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:37 PM, with 275 002 notas
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
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naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:34 PM, with 116 636 notas

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:31 PM, with 125 205 notas

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:30 PM, with 34 779 notas

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:26 PM, with 255 171 notas
Anónimo preguntó: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?

rorpie:

rorpie:

well this annoying thing happens like every day:

I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:26 PM, with 174 433 notas

crazy-4-breezy:

theandromedastrain000:

chadleymacguff:

someone bout to get unfriended

Her face tho

you think you know a bitch

Posted on 15th Abr at 11:21 PM, with 4 217 notas
yungbussy:

im searching so hard, but i can’t find the lie
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yungbussy:

im searching so hard, but i can’t find the lie

Posted on 15th Abr at 10:09 PM, with 339 399 notas

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

Posted on 15th Abr at 10:04 PM, with 16 498 notas

condensedbloodmilk:

foxnewsofficial:

lordoftheswag:

sixpenceee:

Nong Youhui, a blue-eyed boy in China, stunned doctors with his ability to see in pitch black with eyes that glow in the dark; his ‘cat’s eyes’ makes him to read perfectly without any light and sees as clearly as most people do during the day, setting the world record for the first human who can see in the dark, according to World Record Academy 

Doctors have studied Nong Youhui’s amazing eyesight since his dad took him to hospital in Dahua, southern China, concerned over his bright blue eyes. 

The father said: “They told me he would grow out of it and that his eyes would stop glowing and turn black like most Chinese people but they never did.” 

The boy’s mother was interviewed briefly and seems quite proud of her “Starchild” son. 

Source: X

For more interesting posts like this go here: X

this is cool and all but where are the kids with sharingan?

raw

where are the kids with sharingan?

Posted on 15th Abr at 10:00 PM, with 570 667 notas

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

Posted on 15th Abr at 9:51 PM, with 343 273 notas

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

Posted on 15th Abr at 9:51 PM, with 35 449 notas

toodrunktofindanurl:

toodrunktofindanurl:

I was bored and collected way too much Frozen stickers, so I put them kind of everywhere in my appartment and since I’m living with two guys I just 

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now they have a little Hans staring lovingly at their wee-wee when they are peeing, I hope they’ll like it.

They are yelling at me. They like it.

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